Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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