We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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