you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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