are you still at the devil's house?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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