If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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