I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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