I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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