its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
is wine microwaveable?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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