Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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