You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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