We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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