He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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