I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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