Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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