..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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