I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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