return my video game
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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