Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you win again, gameday.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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