2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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