What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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