I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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