we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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