idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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