that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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