I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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