How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do vagina's smell?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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