Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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