GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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