Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
is that a dick in a sweater?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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