do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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