i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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