Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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