This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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