"it" just moved
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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