Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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