Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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