So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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