The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I believe in your delicious
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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