so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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