Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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