her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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