We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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