I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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