I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.