Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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