got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades