she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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