what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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