with your own penis?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
