i just had sex bonerless
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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