The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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