Do vagina's smell?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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