i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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