I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize