I wish I only lived at night.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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